Bitrefill, the popular service which makes spending cryptocurrency on products and services easy and convenient, has just announced a rebranding.
Fiat-style bailouts with Gift Cards
Brrrrefill.com CEO, Serrrgej Kotliar, commented on the new brand identity:
"If the world’s central banks are firing up their printers into overdrive, we will do the same. Brrrrefill will be ready for this new economic paradigm by firing up our gift card and digital voucher printing presses to meet the demand of these endless injections of trillions in fiat stimulus."
Brrrrefill is a brand image that lets the crypto-community know that we’re forward-thinking and ready for unlimited money and liquidity injections by the Fed, Bank of England, the EU, or any of the other 177 central banks injecting unlimited stuff into the global economy.
Brrrrefill’s new business model is to embrace accelerationist policies by world leaders which will provide the much needed real-world stimulus to our end goal of global hyperbitcoinization.
"We are pivoting from a Bitcoin/Sound money startup, to one that recognizes the importance of Keynesian economic policies, in this time of crisis, and the critical role central banks play in the relief efforts."
Brrrrefill will now go Brrr with all company financial decisions
We will now pay all of our company expenses with credit cards, and pay those credit cards off with different credit cards. This is the Brrrrefill promise.
Brrrrefill now advocates Brrr in the form of endless bailouts, stimulus, repo market liquidity operations, Universal Basic Income (UBI), unchecked credit expansion, negative interest rates, and any other fiscally suicidal, risky policy which will increase the rate of global Bitcoin adoption.
In these times of economic uncertainty, we need businesses at the forefront of the rapidly evolving shift in the global economy. We need companies who are unafraid to show solidarity with our leaders, who are currently going Brrr at an astonishing rate.
BRRR card, a helicopter gift card
As part of the rebranding, we will be launching the Brrrrefill BRRR card, that will allow our customers the opportunity to instantly credit their $1200 stimulus check directly onto a Brrrrefill BRRR card, and then immediately use the newly minted shitcoin to purchase any of Brrrrefill’s digital vouchers or mobile refills, from anywhere, instantly.
Furthermore, for the rest of the world we plan to increase the supply of BRRR cards to match the increase in fiat by central bankers who are going BRRR. For every new Dollar or Euro printed, Brrrrefill will print one BRRR card digital voucher.
This product is aimed at the 99% that don’t directly benefit from the Cantillon effect, or don’t have an insider relationship with their nation’s central bank. Join Brrrrefill in pumping our own bags.
Since money is now unlimited, we will be giving away free BRRR cards to our first trillion website visitors, log on to brrrrefill.com today and apply for your Brrrrefill BRRR card emergency stimulus bailout. Tell us on Twitter how you plan to use your BRRR stimulus bailout card.
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