STOCKHOLM, APRIL 1 2021. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.
With the recent excitement around selling automobiles with cryptocurrency, we’re incredibly excited today to announce our partnership with the venerable Trabant Corporation for sale of limited edition Model T 1989 Trabants on Bitrefill, starting effective immediately.
A true hodler never parts with his coins. A true hodler knows better than to buy an expensive Tesla with bitcoin — the bitcoin will go up in value whereas a mass produced car will just depreciate over time — not the best investment. Besides, shopping with bitcoin ruins the environment which is a double whammy.
But then, how to get to the Bitcoin 2021 conference in Miami?
You can be sure you will turn some heads with this mint condition — and investment grade — Model T Trabant from 1989.
As partners we are now announcing the sales of a limited edition of fully refurbished Trabants. As some of you know, in a bold move that was way ahead of its time, already in 1990 Trabant decided to go all in on NFTs. In order to ensure that the value of their cars will go up forever they completely ceased manufacturing new cars, making their last edition cryptographically signed and non-fungible.
This means that this Model T Trabant is investment grade. They literally don’t make them any more! According to the Stock-To-Flow model this means that the true value of the Trabant is infinite. Just think, there are just not enough Trabants out there for every billionaire to be able to get one. The Trabant is truly one of the rarest and most valuable Veblen goods, and every wholecoiner will desire to own a Trabant of their own.
No amount of economic central planning could have foreseen this dramatic reversal of fortune for the Trabant, from a humble car for every comrade in the proletariat, to status symbol for only the wealthiest of hodlers.
With a Trabant you’ll always arrive on time — Moscow time.
And best of all — you don’t even need to spend your bitcoins — Bitrefill supports Dogecoin, Litecoin, Ethereum and even Tether USDT — which is basically as good as fiat (the money, not the car)
Don’t waste your bitcoins on a Tesla — Buy a Trabant with Dogecoins instead!
The hodlers’ dream is coming true today.
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* Trabants now shipping globally on the IPFS blockchain. Laser headlights sold separately.
